Proper Use Of a Porsche 911

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 10/19/2016 at 19:44 • Filed to: None

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If Jkm buys a 997, he will promise to do this with it.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > jkm7680 10/19/2016 at 19:49

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Last time I was in Princeton, I spotted a brand new Carrera with a roof-rack and a single scull with oars lashed on. Like a rowing scull. Probably the most Princeton thing I’ve ever seen.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 10/19/2016 at 19:50

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If jkm buys a 911, does jkm promise to talk in third person for the rest of jkm’s life?

S65 > jkm7680 10/19/2016 at 19:51

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Thank you 

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/19/2016 at 19:53

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I promise to steal your tow hook.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 10/19/2016 at 19:54

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I will attach your shoe laces to it and drive around

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/19/2016 at 19:55

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strange, why would you drag around an empty pair of my shoes?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 10/19/2016 at 19:56

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Id glue you into them first THEN do that.

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/19/2016 at 19:58

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Well then I’d just take my socks off.

Saracen > jkm7680 10/19/2016 at 20:18

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When Saracen gets a 997, Saracen will be doing this too. Saracen already has the cargo box, even.

Benjamin Rolland > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed 10/19/2016 at 20:34

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That’s peak Princeton.

jkm7680 > Saracen 10/19/2016 at 20:43

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Nice, haha.

When I get a 996 or 997, a roof rack is the first step.

WRXforScience > jkm7680 10/19/2016 at 20:54

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I get using your one car for everything, but that is not really the best use of a 911. Instead, go get some good brake pads, some high temp brake fluid, and hit the track. More people winter Porsches than track them. Get ye to a track!

Alternatively, the trip to and from the slopes should be just as fun as the time on the runs. Just blast the euro beats, Bach, or rock (whatever is your poison of choice).

Drive all the things!!!

jkm7680 > WRXforScience 10/19/2016 at 20:55

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How about both?

I’d be replacing a 2016 Volkswagen Jetta with it, so I’d like to have as much fun as possible with one car.

WRXforScience > jkm7680 10/19/2016 at 21:07

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Do it. Doooeeeet!! I have one car, it does 30+ autocrosses 6-8 trackdays, and gets me to work everyday. Use all the car, don’t leave any for the next guy. 2 owners, low mileage, never tracked is the car equivalent of dying a 40 year old virgin who worked at a shit job until the sweet release of death.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 10/19/2016 at 21:35

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TheRealBicycleBuck > jkm7680 10/20/2016 at 06:05

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WRX approves.